FILL ‘EM CLEAN
FILL ‘EM QUICK
FILL ‘EM OFTEN

Hygienic Fast-Filling Squirt Guns. Delivered.

We’ve all tried to refill a squirt gun by holding it underwater and shaking it. It just doesn’t work like it should. The same little tiny hole that lets water in has to let air out, and surface tension traps the air bubbles before they can escape. It just takes FOREVER.

Filling up guns underwater also puts everyone’s hands in the same bucket, which spreads disease. In a post-COVID world, we’re all more aware than ever of our hygiene. Think about it: would you drink the water leftover in that bucket at the end of a kid’s birthday party? It would be like licking every kid’s hands! SUPER ICKY! No way I’m doing that.

The most important thing I learned while filling and distributing over 250,000 squirt guns at public festivals in Chicagoland is this: keep your guns clean. You don’t want pinkeye. That means:

  • Use a “clean bucket” for filling. Anyone who reaches in the clean bucket must have clean hands. Nobody else is allowed to reach in the bucket. This is easiest when ONLY ONE responsible adult fills up and hands out all the guns.
  • Use a “dirty bucket” for empties. We put the empties in a separate bucket so they don’t contaminate the clean bucket.
  • Don’t ever refill guns by dunking them in buckets of water. You wouldn’t want to drink that water after everyone’s dirty hands were in it. Also, it’s super slow! Encourage guests to discard empties and ask for a new gun instead.
  • Once they’re used, dispose of squirt guns properly.

I know filling up 100 squirt guns at a time sounds like torture, but it’s much easier with the right tools. I sell kits that make it possible for one person to fill 100 guns in about 15 minutes, and I ship them anywhere in the world. It has everything you need, including a special funnel and video instructions for how to fill the guns fast. Just add water!






WE FILL ‘EM
YOU THRILL ‘EM
NO EVENT IS TOO LARGE

Squirt Guns at Scale.

What’s the best venue imaginable for a massive squirt gun fight? Is it the Kids’ Choice Awards? Is it Greek Week at the University of Alabama? What about Lollapallooza or The Chicago Air and Water Show? If you’re a vendor or an organizer for that type of an event, you should want to talk to me about squirt guns.

I’m Sully, a squirt gun enthusiast from suburban Chicago. Each summer between 2012 and 2018, my team and I distributed over 250,000 pre-filled squirt guns at 200+ public events in and around the city. We handed out enough “waterpower” to arm the entire US National Guard. It was just a fantastic way to promote community, connection, and fun.

My days of working the booth at such events are long behind me. The company that sponsored my booth changed hands and I was forced to grow up and get a real job. Fortunately, the new owner let me keep my custom built gun-filling rigs. I may not be available for front line distribution work, but I can still be hired to help you prepare a massive amount of pre-filled squirt guns for the right event.

The fill team using a simple positive pressure filling system in 2015.

Great Advice Sold Here.

Want some help planning a large squirt gun event? Here’s some questions Sully can answer:

  • What should I expect when I use squirt guns as a promo?
  • What’s the right venue for a large squirt gun event?
  • Who is going to staff my event and how do I train them?
  • What’s the ideal method for handing out guns?
  • Who’s got the right guns and how many will I need?
  • Who is going to fill them, where, and with what water?
  • How do I keep the guns clean once they’re full?
  • How do I deliver or resupply fresh guns to the event site?
  • What should I do with leftover or empty guns?
  • How else can I screw this up?

Meet our team

Sully

Master of Blasters

Ben Schultz

Professor Emeritus (RIP)

The Fill Team

We Fill ‘Em, You Thrill ‘Em

My team worked about 230 festivals in 7 summers in Chicagoland. Here’s a few you might have heard of.